Well, hello boys ….

And how are we all doing this week? Is it just me or are the Summer’s passing quicker? It seems like 5 minutes since May, the schools are back soon, the roads a little more chaotic …..never mind, it will soon be Christmas……….

Come on, Eileen, I swear (well he means) At this moment, you mean everything You in that dress, my thoughts I confess Verge on dirty, ah come on Eileen.…… (or Libby or Carly or any of our ladies – good for the skin they reckon).

After much encouragement, our lovelies have been posting their latest images on our website. I don’t know why they need so much coaxing maybe it’s a confidence thing, I mean just looks the them they are absolutely gorgeous, with bodies to die for – I love the cheeky shot of Lauren flashing at the neighbours! :o) And while we don’t believe in fiddling with the images (read below) our girls request that their body art is removed. If tattoos are/aren’t your thing it’s probably best to enquire. Talking of enquiring, as much as I love hearing from you if you have any enquiries regarding appointments, bookings, costs and services please call:01270 215600 our lovely friendly receptionists are more than happy to answer any questions you might have.

You can find all the saucy services offered on the rota pages of the lady that catches your eye. Rest assured; you can always trust our detailed descriptions – we like to keep it real, contrary to what might be said on certain punting sites! Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but that is exactly what they are – not facts on those sites. The ladies on the rota are present none of the photos are air-brushed, ages are genuine, and if there’s anything you would like to know please get in touch.

Our gorgeous BROOKLYNS BABES are very much in demand, and we recommend booking an appointment to avoid any disappointment. Call 01270 215600. Or maybe you would prefer an OUTCALL? If you head over to our OUTCALLS page, you will find the details of the ladies available and how you can see the lady of your choice in the privacy of your own home or hotel room. It’s a little more expensive….but don’t you think you are worth it?

As you will be aware, we follow the strictest Covid controls, temperature, sanitiser stations, bedlinen changes after each guest, social distancing and a one-way system – we do this to keep you safe and really appreciate your co-operation.

See you up the stairs,