Well, it’s been quite a while, hasn’t it?

It’s been a bit of a roller coaster of emotions!

We are very proud of our little place, and we pride ourselves on it being beautifully clean and comfortable, with hot showers, quality bedding and fluffy towels – oh and the filthiest porn in every room. Even though you appreciate our efforts, we know you really come for the hot girls/ladies. We have some fabulous girls. Beautifully presented, ready and willing to please with awesome techniques, and they are reliable, which for us is one of the most important things, but we know you like a change. Recently, finding that change has presented such a challenge! We’ve had some beautiful, horny filthy females grace us with their presence, but they just haven’t worked out; some don’t seem to know how to tell the time – WE OPEN AT 11 am – others seem to think they are so fabulous they are doing US a favour – and if they are like that with management what must they be like in the room, and then there are the good old fully fledged nutters!

WE DON’T TOLERATE ANY OF THIS BEHAVIOUR. We want you to have a memorable experience every time you visit us, but for all the right reasons. Apologies to any of you who check out the rota and pick your day to visit only to find there’s been a last-minute rota change. We have some new recruits joining our team soon and will endeavour to find you the cream of the crop.


See you up the stairs,